So that 'fever and congestion' I referred to in my last post ended up being a completely debilitating flu from hell.
Conveniently contracted during my 2 weeks of finals, I ended up with a fever of over 100d for about 6 days straight... it ended up landing me in the hospital on that Tuesday night.
Now, don't worry your pretty little self. We only went to the hospital because my fever had spiked again and I had a final the next day that I couldn't study for because I couldn't stay awake and you need a doctor's not to get out of tests and university health services was closed.
Anyway, the slow-roasting of my brain had apparently started to really make me loopy. According to Janna, this is a short list of things I did/said while being 'treated' (aka doctors watched me drink large amounts of water and apple juice):
- Turned to Janna and asked 'Have I always called you Janannabell?'
- Thanked the road signs for pointing us to the hospital
- Exclaimed to 'not be ready for the chemo'
- Was completely unable to remember my SS number, phone number and mom's contact information, which provoked the doctor to feel my brain stem for meningitis
- Was an ass to the nurse who pointed me towards the bathroom... she told me it was 'that brown door over there,' to which I responded, 'Oh you mean the one that says RESTROOM?'
- Doctor: 'So are there any other diseases in your family?' Me: 'Nope... but maybe a little bit of CRAZY."
- Pointed out that 'The Dow' was 'probs not good' (my heart rate monitor line was plateauing)
- Insisted that so many people were coming into our little ER stall because 'Janna is a cute girl and I'm only wearing a gown.'
Thanks to these lapses in judgement and/or verbal filtering, Janna, Madeline and I dubbed my mystery flu 'African Brain Fever.'
Of course it turned out to be nothing than a long flu probably brought on by extreme exhaustion... brought on in turn by my overwhelmingly busy quarter. I felt kind of stupid in the hospital (surprisingly not because of all the strange things I was saying), but more so because it was clear I was only there for the doctor's note out of my final.
It worked though. Cervantes still looks on as I wait to take my Spanish final sometime in the next couple weeks.